LAW AND DISORDER

 

Sir, You Have Been Challenged and, Therefore Have Your
Choice of Weapons
(and by the way, get out your dictionary, you are going to need it)

The October, 1997 issue of the National Conference of Bankruptcy Judges News reprinted two Orders by U.S. District Court of Western District of Oklahoma Judge Wayne E. Alley.   

In the first 4310 Partnership v. National Properties, Inc., Judge Alley stated:

“In the seven years I have sat as a district judge, only two or three times have I been presented a response to plaintiff's report of settlement discussions, as was filed in this case". The instant response is consistent with prior pleadings in the case; it contains mutterings about bad faith and personal disputes between counsel.   

“I suppose counsel have a penumbral Constitutional right to regard each other as schmucks, but I know of no principle that justifies litigation pollution on account of their personal opinions. This case makes me lament the demise of duelling.   

“I cannot order a duel, and thus achieve a salubrious reduction in the number of counsel to put up with. However, a summary jury trial is ordered. Setting will be announced.”    

Judge Alley continued his comments concerning professionalism in a second Order, Earvin J. Krueger and Emma Melinda Krueger v. Pelican Production Corporation:   

“Defendant’s Motion to Dismiss or in the Alternative to Continue Trial is denied. If the recitals in the briefs from both sides are accepted at face value, neither side has conducted discovery according to the letter and spirit of the Oklahoma County Bar Association Lawyer’s Creed. This is an aspirational creed not subject to enforcement by this Court, but violative conduct does call for judicial disapprobation at least.   

“If there is a hell to which disputatious, uncivil, vituperative lawyers go, let it be one in which the damned are eternally locked in discovery disputes with other lawyers of equally repugnant attributes.”

Submitted by Elizabeth Bruton, Austin, Texas. Reprinted with permission of For the Record an official publication of the Ohio Judicial Conference.

“I Want My M-TV!”
Attorneys General in 24 states each released a “Top 10” list of frivolous lawsuits filed by convicted prisoners in their states. Thousands of such suits are filed annually, nearly all subsidized by taxpayers. Now for the funny part:

•     Donald Edward Beaty v. Bury: A death-row inmate sues corrections officials for taking away his Gameboy electronic game. (Arizona)
•     Trice v. Reynolds, et al.: Ex-chef sues because the food was bad, yet he wanted bigger portions. (Oklahoma)
•    Murderer sues for $25,000, claiming a “defective” haircut resulted in lost sleep, headaches, and chest pains. (New York)
•    Young v. Murphy: Prisoner sues for not receiving scheduled parole hearing, though he was out on escape when the hearing was held. (Mississippi)
•    Inmate, calling himself a sports fanatic, complains that, as a result of cruel and unusual punishment, he was forced to miss the NFL playoffs, especially between Miami and San Diego, San Diego and Pittsburgh, and Dallas and San Francisco. (Arkansas)
•    Brittaker v. Rowland: Inmate says his meal was in poor condition. He claims his sandwich was soggy and his cookie was broken. (California)
•    Beverly v. Groose: Suit says inmates working in prison law library should be paid same rate as attorneys. (Missouri)•     Jackson v. Barton: Prisoner who killed five people sues after lightning knocks out the prison’s TV satellite dish and he must watch network programs, which he says contain violence, profanity, and other objectionable material. (Florida)
•     Brown v. Singletary: Prisoner sues to be given Reeboks, Adidas, Pony or Avia high-tops rather than inferior brand sneakers issued by prison. (Florida)
•     Spradley v. Rathman: Prisoner sues to be served fruit juice at meals and three pancakes instead of two. (Florida)

The Top Ten Non-Frivolous Lawsuits Filed By Prisoners   

1. Prison Guards routinely sexually assault female prisoners. One officer sexually fondles a prisoner who is receiving medical care in the infirmary, forces her to perform oral sex, then rapes her. Another officer forces a prisoner to perform oral sex while she empties trash as part of a work detail. Women Prisoners v. District of Columbia, D.C. (1994) (post trial order).    

2. Prisoners restrained in handcuffs and shackles have their heads bashed into walls and floors by prison guards, their bodies repeatedly kicked and hit with batons, their teeth knocked out, their jaws fractured, their limbs broken, and their bodies burned with scalding water. Madrid v. Gomez, Cal. (1995) (post trial order).    

3. Confined youth are routinely beaten by facility staff, staff trafficking in illegal drugs is rampant, and sexual relations between staff and confined youth is commonplace. D.B. v. Commonwealth, Penn. (1993) (consent decree).    

4. Dozens of women. some as young as 16, are forced to have sex with prison guards, maintenance workers, and a prison chaplain. Many become pregnant and are coerced by prison staff to have abortions. Cason v. Seckinger, Ga. (1994) (consent decree).    

5. A 17 year-old boy, in jail for failing to pay $73 in traffic fines, is tortured for 14 hours and finally murdered in his cell by other prisoners. Another teenage had been beaten unconscious by the same prisoners several days earlier. Yellen v. Ada County, Idaho (1985) (consent decree).    

6. Prison officials ignore warnings by the Commissioner of Health and fail to implement basic tuberculosis detection and control procedures. Over 400 prisoners are infected in a single prison. Austin v. Dept. of Corrections, Penn. (1992) (post hearing order).    

7. Prison staff engage in sexual relations with female prisoners and allow male inmates to enter the prisons to engage in forcible intercourse with the women prisoners. Hamilton v. Morial, La. (1995) (consent decree pending court approval).    

8. Several suicidal children are transferred to the state mental hospital where they are placed, naked or in paper gowns, in four point restraints, hands and feet found to the four corners of their beds, and then forcibly injected with psychotropic drugs as part of “aversive therapy.” Robert K. v. Bell. S.C. (1984) (consent decree).    

9. A prisoner gives birth on the floor of the jail without medical assistance three hours after informing prison staff that she was in active labor. Other prisoners have deformed or stillborn babies as a result of receiving almost no pregnancy- related medical care. Yeager v. Smith and Harris v. McCarthy, Cal. (1989) (consent decree).    

10. Single person cells house four or five prisoners with mattresses on the floor soaked by overflowing toilets, the drinking water is contaminated with sewage, and prisoners’ cells are infested with rats. Carty v. Farrelly, U.S.V.Is. (1994) (consent decree).     

This information was complied by the National Prison Project and the Coalition Against STOP and is a response to the “Top Ten” list of frivolous lawsuits touted by various attorney generals.   

n the past yaer, inmates in California have successfully filed suit to enforce correctional compliance with California’s Administrative Procedures Act and prevent the Legislature from violating the single subject rule. Inmate suits have also challenged censorship rules that were later overturned by the Office of Administrative Law. Thus, inmate actions serve as an important check to the power of both prison officials and the Legislature.     

The last two items were reprinted from the Lex Loco Website compiled by David L. Rosendorf, Miami Beach, Florida. You may find his site at  tdrose1@yahoo.com

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